THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be king of the hill, you know? Sending out loads of junk every day, racking up those clicks. People would get hooked on my brilliant schemes. But now? Now I'm just a has-been spammer, being bounced by those annoying filters. My inbox is a graveyard. My once-bustling empire has crumbled. The gratification of a successful spam campaign are